Forbidding Fluoride
That Guy has had it with overzealous water servers. He does not drink water with fluoride and loudly encourages all to bring their own water in a glass bottle as he did. causing chaos.
Tossing Cereal
That Guy reads the ingredients made and allowed in cereals in the USA and tosses each.
Chemtrails & Cocktails
That Guy has been sky watching for years. So he and Dearie are prepared for the shower of chemicals. But the chemtrail deniers do not fare so well.
Irish Toast
That Guy and Dearie celebrate St. Patrick's Day at their neighborhood Irish Pub, where everyone else was enjoying green beer and shots until his Irish toast.
Life is Like a Box of LEAD
That Guy and Dearie sign up for Chocolatier Francois' chocolate cooking class. Meanwhile news breaks that chocolate contains lead! So he brings his metal detector to class. No more chocolate for you!
New Year’s Resolution
That Guy's "Make TG Healthy Again" resolution includes avoiding seed oils. So, he brings tallow to Chef Greasy, demanding he cook TG’s food in it, while others eat seed oil fried food. Dearie saves herself this time, refusing her order.
Meet That Guy!
He is an obnoxious, loudmouthed foodie who thinks he is charming and charismatic. That Guy appears when and where you least expect him, always with an appetite for attention.
Meet Dearie:
Dearie is That Guy’s enabling victim wife and the only person who can tolerate him. "Okay, dear. Whatever, dear. Shh, dear. Let’s go, dear. He’s busy, dear. Oh, dear!"