Taste Mine!

That Guy applied for membership in the Snooty Wine Society. But to be accepted he must first pass their blind tasting test. He knows nothing much about wine but pretends he does. So, he does not understand that at a blind tasting, it is the bottles that are concealed, not his eyes. 

Pucker Up!

Count Dracula stole the little ghost's candy bucket and the other kids' candied apples. He also tricked the three strumpets: Ms. Brides, Narcy, and Teary, to expect Romeo behind the kissing booth, not TG. Ready for his next bite, Deary faints dead away. 

BYOP

Meet Chef Crusty. He is rough around the edges but makes tasty pizzas. He swears, smokes, and screams at customers. For those who show up without a reservation, he points to the door. Not worth his breath. Regulars order from the menu and make no special topping requests, especially pineapple! TG knows there is no pineapple in the house, so he brings his own, BYOP!

Food Critic’s Groupie

That Guy finally bumps into Food Critic. Having read her reviews for many years, he feels like he knows her. His obnoxious rep preceded him, and she successfully avoided him until now… Determined to impress her with his charm and charisma, That Guy crashes her dinner with the bump of a knee, sending her Leica camera up and the glass shelves and wine glasses down.  

Broke Daddy's BBQ

Life imitates art: Uncle Sam causing restaurants to go broke in 2024 is art imitating life. Prior to 2020 this BBQ joint was "Daddy's BBQ." Inflation causing a rise in food costs, less people dining out, and reduced staff. Even their tips are taxed. Meanwhile our liberties are being pulled out from underneath us, just as Dearie's chair. 

Runaway Groom

That Guy crashes his best friend's wedding! He ruins Ms. Brides plan to snag hubby number four. This time she can't have her cake and eat it too because TG is! Meanwhile Groom du Jour makes a break for it.

Dog Friendly

That Guy takes his dog, Hooligan to the farmers market. Hooligan, like most other dogs, does not belong there. Nor does his big cart full of ALL the free samples. Afterwards he will just walk away, saying, "What a mess!"

Fools Party!

Undeserved presents for That Guy and gag gifts for you are a win win for him.

That Guy gags his favorite folks with a unique gift on April Fools Day:
Dearie: An 8X10 photo of That Guy
Ref: Dog Whistle 

Chef Puffy: Body Weight Scales
Doc Dandy: Hammer and Nails
Chef Showy: Canned Ham
Fire Chief: Cigar Bomb
Narcy: Cracking Mirror 

Chef Showy Upstaged

Tonight, Chef Showy debuts his future as a celebrity chef, on live TV. And That Guy sinks Chef Showy's TV career with the pop of a cork.

Meet Penny:
She’s a pickpocket and a petty thief. Her bank account is full of her victim’s money!

Meet Toddy:
He’s a pseudo sommelier who detests everyone, especially That Guy, who brought his own bubbly.

Diamond on the Rough

Meet Chef Puffy:

He is “done” baking… Instead, he relies on his assistant pastry chef to do all the work, while Chef Puffy satisfies his sweet tooth with the candied confections and bottles of Champagne.

Meet Teary: 

She is always crying hysterically but can't understand why she can't land a man. Meanwhile TG lands her ring. 

Tappy New Year!

Doc Dandy  is  fulfilling a lifetime fantasy of opening a supper club where people can dine and dance with HIM! And pay HIM for the privilege. Doc's band is Good ENOUGH... Sticks' glory days were in the high school band’s drum corps. Narcy loves to blow her own horn. In love with herself because no-one else is and constantly taking selfies. Meh is the rock star of mediocrity.

Office Fruitcakes

Meet Boss Lady:
That Guy overdoes it as always except when it comes to work.

Meet Staff:
They are letting it all hang out at the annual holiday party and avoiding That Guy's "famous" fruitcakes. Only the new guy bites. 

Flying Turkey

Meet Hooligan: That Guy's dreadful, little dog. Vicious with a mouthful of sharp teeth that don't let go. But That Guy assures that he doesn't bite. 

Meet Chief:
He did not come prepared to fight off a mean, little dog and a big fire. 

Tailgate Crashing 101

TG is not a team player. He brings no food or beverage to the game because there will be plenty once he arrives and everybody hides. 

Meet Ref:
You may have seen him on TV. He is serious about foul play, even when tailgating. 

Meet That Guy!

He is an obnoxious, loudmouthed foodie who thinks he is charming and charismatic. That Guy appears when and where you least expect him, always with an appetite for attention.

Meet Dearie:
Dearie is That Guy’s enabling victim wife and the only person who can tolerate him. "Okay, dear. Whatever, dear. Shh, dear. Let’s go, dear. He’s busy, dear. Oh, dear!"